when they meet
| Dirk: | In my universe you fought against the apocalypse and you made movies based upon comics you wrote. |
| Dave: | in my universe you ran a website for puppet smut |
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| Dirk: |
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
(via sleepwhendead)
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
